By far the funniest scene from Shoplyfter.com. April Reid is a perfect shoplyfter teen!
April Reid is a white, adolescent female, who claims to have been sent to the store by corporate, in order to test our loss prevention preparedness. April Reid was apprehended and detained, and upon closer examination, found to be concealing stolen items on her person. The remainder of the information herein is sealed, and this file is considered classified.