When you get caught stealing, you’ll do anything to save yourself, just like Kasey Miller did!
Suspect is a blonde adolescent female who has been observed concealing items on her person during New Year’s store reorganization. The Loss Prevention Officer detains the suspect and escorts her to the backroom. While there, the suspect claims to have no knowledge of alleged theft. The officer believes the stolen goods are hidden under the perp’s shirt. Advanced retrieval methods are deployed. The rest of this case is considered classified.